before-time:

livindavidaloki:

wallsoffragility:

thefuuuucomics:

you:

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omfg

Reblogging because I did the thing.

lol omg I did it tooo

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bethisa221bee:

profoundbondwiththepizzaman:

senorpacman:

Some Basic French Expressions

I SENT THIS TO MY FRENCH TEACHER AND HE PEED HIS PANTS

the last one gets me every time

Bless you.

sararye:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

of course you can’t just go to the moon you need a rocketship

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officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

racingbarakarts:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

redheadspider:

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

Yes, he is fucking stupid.And sorry, yes, Poland is fucking conservative. Hey, we are still on East, right? And East is intolerant and misogynistic. Because of history, and isolation. See Russia and Ukraine? Poland is like between EU and the East. You know what i mean. Salaries, views, traditions.
Most young people are just very angry at him. Older ones with eyes too. There are not so many who actually supports him, but they bring a lot of attention.
Thankfully, at least he lost his fucking job.Although I do not think he’ll be punish in any other way :/And he fucking should be.
But:Please don’t think all polish people are like his “fans”. Everything is changing here. Maybe slower than in other countries, but we are trying. There’s are HUGE changes. Poland is not like I remember it from my childhood.

redheadspider:

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

Yes, he is fucking stupid.
And sorry, yes, Poland is fucking conservative. Hey, we are still on East, right? And East is intolerant and misogynistic. Because of history, and isolation. See Russia and Ukraine? Poland is like between EU and the East. You know what i mean. Salaries, views, traditions.

Most young people are just very angry at him. Older ones with eyes too. There are not so many who actually supports him, but they bring a lot of attention.

Thankfully, at least he lost his fucking job.
Although I do not think he’ll be punish in any other way :/
And he fucking should be.

But:
Please don’t think all polish people are like his “fans”.
Everything is changing here. Maybe slower than in other countries, but we are trying. There’s are HUGE changes. Poland is not like I remember it from my childhood.

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